| Sam152: | Marine: I never said anything about your sister! Just put me down! |
| the One Free Man: | Imma use you as dental floss |
| tinakhal: | Elite: You left us, made us suffer! I shall kill you with a kiss!" Marine: "No, no, your breath is too stinky!noooooo!!!" |
| InnerRayg: | Elite: So, have you heard about that new RTS game Ensemble is doing? It's gonna be about Halo |
| stavie: | Elite: Wort wort wort |
| stavie: | elite: wort wort wort Marine: I'm sorry can you repeat that I was losst in your eyes. |
| Firestorm12: | Marine: You are one ugly son of a -. |
| ReleasetheMonk: | Oh, I'm having steak tonight! |
| The Loot: | Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WHAT have you DONE with those plans? |
| Spartan-056: | Elite:I ordered my burger 2 hours ago! WERE IS IT! |
| Wutang: | Elite: I hope you like it rough. |
| --The_Unknown--: | Elite: Now I will ask you again? Which kitteh do you think is cuter?! |
| TANKBEATSHUNTER: | Marine: I won't tell but say ello to ma little friend |
| RocketMan: | hello |
| RocketMan: | your lucking |
| mrcrazy_monkey: | Elite: Why do humans fall asleep when I play with them? |
| mrcrazy_monkey: | Elite: BLARG HONK HONK BLARG! BLARG? |
| Unseen Oni: | Marine: give em hell marines |
| RocketMan: | Marine: i dating your sister |
| Squirrelz: | Elite: I r guy who goin teech u lesson |
| the One Free Man: | Elite: OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH AND I GOT A BITCH WIT ME YES WE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME! |
| TANKBEATSHUNTER: | NOT IF I CAN HELP IT GO PIC |
| TANKBEATSHUNTER: | YES U CAN'T STOP ME I'M UNBEATABLE |
| Flash: | Marine: erm...dude...it looks like you're enjoying this a bit TOO much...if you know what i'm saying. |
| zZCABOOSEZz: | you aint getting a girl with a face like that |
| RocketMan: | did u eat my cat |
| SpartanX: | now tell me my breath smells |
| SpartanX: | i said NO PICKLES! |
| darkspartan: | You make fun of us in video games?!!! what the fuck i a charmander. |
| Darko: | What Does Marsalis Wallace Look Like? |
| NubornLord: | Elite: You Better Fix my Vista computer Gates or im getting a Mac! |
| yo: | marine: um wheres ur other hand? |
| dekers: | Elite: Zis es my uglay face! |
| dekers: | Marine(indian): Would you like to try our new brand of phone? |
| timdaf: | never you plain i am darth vader |
| dekers: | ELite: Go MarineACHU! GOTA SHOOT "EM ALL! |
| Tylers911: | your not the demond |
| joey38: | Elite:Marine,I am your father!! |
| ignacio11: | ignacio11 |
| stockcar24v: | marine: hey man i diddnt know she was your mom. elite: you fuck my mother. marine: im sorry dude.elite: what the fuck dude i only picked you up to help you up that ladder behind you but im gonna kill you because you fucked that saint. marine: ohhhhhh crap |
| Masta_Mike_X: | Alien vs Predator II |
| forrest: | Elite:WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!!?? |
| forrest: | elite:awww what happened too the old marine armor it was softer easier to eat through. |