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Caption Competition


The Mission: To create a witty caption to acompany the above image. Try to be as creative, funny and original as possible. Good Luck!

Iskandar:elite:i am going to suck your brain then with my energie sword i will cut your balls and penis but i will rape you untill your ass is swallem and to finish i will cream wipe you . Marine : i think i peed and pooded in my pants winnnnn FOR SPAAAAARRRRRTAAAAAAA
the One Free Man:Imma use you as dental floss
tinakhal:Elite: You left us, made us suffer! I shall kill you with a kiss!" Marine: "No, no, your breath is too stinky!noooooo!!!"
InnerRayg:Elite: So, have you heard about that new RTS game Ensemble is doing? It's gonna be about Halo
stavie:Elite: Wort wort wort
stavie:elite: wort wort wort Marine: I'm sorry can you repeat that I was losst in your eyes.
Firestorm12:Marine: You are one ugly son of a -.
ReleasetheMonk:Oh, I'm having steak tonight!
The Loot:Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WHAT have you DONE with those plans?
Spartan-056:Elite:I ordered my burger 2 hours ago! WERE IS IT!
Wutang:Elite: I hope you like it rough.
--The_Unknown--:Elite: Now I will ask you again? Which kitteh do you think is cuter?!
TANKBEATSHUNTER:Marine: I won't tell but say ello to ma little friend
RocketMan:hello
RocketMan:your lucking
mrcrazy_monkey:Elite: Why do humans fall asleep when I play with them?
mrcrazy_monkey:Elite: BLARG HONK HONK BLARG! BLARG?
Unseen Oni:Marine: give em hell marines
RocketMan:Marine: i dating your sister
Squirrelz:Elite: I r guy who goin teech u lesson
the One Free Man:Elite: OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH AND I GOT A BITCH WIT ME YES WE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME!
TANKBEATSHUNTER:NOT IF I CAN HELP IT GO PIC
TANKBEATSHUNTER:YES U CAN'T STOP ME I'M UNBEATABLE
Flash:Marine: erm...dude...it looks like you're enjoying this a bit TOO much...if you know what i'm saying.
zZCABOOSEZz:you aint getting a girl with a face like that
RocketMan:did u eat my cat
SpartanX:now tell me my breath smells
SpartanX:i said NO PICKLES!
darkspartan:You make fun of us in video games?!!! what the fuck i a charmander.
Darko:What Does Marsalis Wallace Look Like?
NubornLord:Elite: You Better Fix my Vista computer Gates or im getting a Mac!
yo:marine: um wheres ur other hand?
dekers:Elite: Zis es my uglay face!
dekers:Marine(indian): Would you like to try our new brand of phone?
timdaf:never you plain i am darth vader
dekers:ELite: Go MarineACHU! GOTA SHOOT "EM ALL!
Tylers911:your not the demond
joey38:Elite:Marine,I am your father!!
ignacio11:ignacio11
stockcar24v:marine: hey man i diddnt know she was your mom. elite: you fuck my mother. marine: im sorry dude.elite: what the fuck dude i only picked you up to help you up that ladder behind you but im gonna kill you because you fucked that saint. marine: ohhhhhh crap
Masta_Mike_X:Alien vs Predator II
forrest:Elite:WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!!??
forrest:elite:awww what happened too the old marine armor it was softer easier to eat through.
yashina:yashinayakazri
yashina:is in the house
yashina:did you no that halo wars in coming out in december!!!
jimmy12345:you were so ugly when you were born that your mom had to feed you with a sling shot
BeverCleaver:Marine: Arbby wont be happy
nanogram54:elite: MUM!!!, can I keep it
halo fanatic matt:ELITE:SILENCE I KILL YOU
halo fanatic matt: BOTH:MOMMY MAKES ME EAT MY M&M'S
Chire0s:ELITE: Your mommy does to ?!!?!?!?
Mouth of War:Elite: Never Gonna Give you up, never gonnal let you down!
Nairb:Elite: How can I leave a caption if I can't even talk cause my mouth is in 4 pieces
Nairb:does this mean I wont get to tend no rabbits george? george?
Iskandar:elite:i am going to suck your brain then with my energie sword i will cut your balls and penis but i will rape you untill your ass is swallem and to finish i will cream wipe you . Marine : i think i peed and pooded in my pants winnnnn FOR SPAAAAARRRRRTAAAAAAA
Iskandar:BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND I WILL CREAM WIPE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMILY elite:WTF
scarab king:Elite: Ahhhh! look at the little marine arnt u cute wheres ur mummy?
scarab king:Marine: U ate her now its time 2 die
scarab king:Elite OHHHHHHHH YEAH AND OHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ezuldrb101:elite: heresy remove this filth. zealot:no, ime not a toilet cleaner
ezuldrb101:elite:wortwortwort. grunt:what the hell does he want us to do?
ezuldrb101:hey guys i killed a spartan. no wait thats just a filthy human (grumble)
ezuldrb101:elite: hahahahaha .oh wait thats just an armor. marine:(naked) ahhhh brrrrrrrr ccccold
ezuldrb101:you shall be a meal for my pet jackal i just have to put some pepper.
ezuldrb101:hey what happened to the movie tickets i ordered!
ezuldrb101:hey i said no salt
ezuldrb101:hey heard abt halo wars were i goin to kik yur ass-hey wait im alredy in halowars hahahahahahahaha
Prea Charged:Elite: argwarurgargarg. masturcheef.
Prea Charged:marine: STFU
_-Banana Man-_:Elite: You Fool!!! my unit
_-Banana Man-_:'my unit cape is OVER 9000!!!!

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