| Iskandar: | elite:i am going to suck your brain then with my energie sword i will cut your balls and penis but i will rape you untill your ass is swallem and to finish i will cream wipe you . Marine : i think i peed and pooded in my pants winnnnn FOR SPAAAAARRRRRTAAAAAAA |
| the One Free Man: | Imma use you as dental floss |
| tinakhal: | Elite: You left us, made us suffer! I shall kill you with a kiss!" Marine: "No, no, your breath is too stinky!noooooo!!!" |
| InnerRayg: | Elite: So, have you heard about that new RTS game Ensemble is doing? It's gonna be about Halo |
| stavie: | Elite: Wort wort wort |
| stavie: | elite: wort wort wort Marine: I'm sorry can you repeat that I was losst in your eyes. |
| Firestorm12: | Marine: You are one ugly son of a -. |
| ReleasetheMonk: | Oh, I'm having steak tonight! |
| The Loot: | Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WHAT have you DONE with those plans? |
| Spartan-056: | Elite:I ordered my burger 2 hours ago! WERE IS IT! |
| Wutang: | Elite: I hope you like it rough. |
| --The_Unknown--: | Elite: Now I will ask you again? Which kitteh do you think is cuter?! |
| TANKBEATSHUNTER: | Marine: I won't tell but say ello to ma little friend |
| RocketMan: | hello |
| RocketMan: | your lucking |
| mrcrazy_monkey: | Elite: Why do humans fall asleep when I play with them? |
| mrcrazy_monkey: | Elite: BLARG HONK HONK BLARG! BLARG? |
| Unseen Oni: | Marine: give em hell marines |
| RocketMan: | Marine: i dating your sister |
| Squirrelz: | Elite: I r guy who goin teech u lesson |
| the One Free Man: | Elite: OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH AND I GOT A BITCH WIT ME YES WE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME! |
| TANKBEATSHUNTER: | NOT IF I CAN HELP IT GO PIC |
| TANKBEATSHUNTER: | YES U CAN'T STOP ME I'M UNBEATABLE |
| Flash: | Marine: erm...dude...it looks like you're enjoying this a bit TOO much...if you know what i'm saying. |
| zZCABOOSEZz: | you aint getting a girl with a face like that |
| RocketMan: | did u eat my cat |
| SpartanX: | now tell me my breath smells |
| SpartanX: | i said NO PICKLES! |
| darkspartan: | You make fun of us in video games?!!! what the fuck i a charmander. |
| Darko: | What Does Marsalis Wallace Look Like? |
| NubornLord: | Elite: You Better Fix my Vista computer Gates or im getting a Mac! |
| yo: | marine: um wheres ur other hand? |
| dekers: | Elite: Zis es my uglay face! |
| dekers: | Marine(indian): Would you like to try our new brand of phone? |
| timdaf: | never you plain i am darth vader |
| dekers: | ELite: Go MarineACHU! GOTA SHOOT "EM ALL! |
| Tylers911: | your not the demond |
| joey38: | Elite:Marine,I am your father!! |
| ignacio11: | ignacio11 |
| stockcar24v: | marine: hey man i diddnt know she was your mom. elite: you fuck my mother. marine: im sorry dude.elite: what the fuck dude i only picked you up to help you up that ladder behind you but im gonna kill you because you fucked that saint. marine: ohhhhhh crap |
| Masta_Mike_X: | Alien vs Predator II |
| forrest: | Elite:WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!!?? |
| forrest: | elite:awww what happened too the old marine armor it was softer easier to eat through. |
| yashina: | yashinayakazri |
| yashina: | is in the house |
| yashina: | did you no that halo wars in coming out in december!!! |
| jimmy12345: | you were so ugly when you were born that your mom had to feed you with a sling shot |
| BeverCleaver: | Marine: Arbby wont be happy |
| nanogram54: | elite: MUM!!!, can I keep it |
| halo fanatic matt: | ELITE:SILENCE I KILL YOU |
| halo fanatic matt: | BOTH:MOMMY MAKES ME EAT MY M&M'S |
| Chire0s: | ELITE: Your mommy does to ?!!?!?!? |
| Mouth of War: | Elite: Never Gonna Give you up, never gonnal let you down! |
| Nairb: | Elite: How can I leave a caption if I can't even talk cause my mouth is in 4 pieces |
| Nairb: | does this mean I wont get to tend no rabbits george? george? |
| Iskandar: | elite:i am going to suck your brain then with my energie sword i will cut your balls and penis but i will rape you untill your ass is swallem and to finish i will cream wipe you . Marine : i think i peed and pooded in my pants winnnnn FOR SPAAAAARRRRRTAAAAAAA |
| Iskandar: | BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND I WILL CREAM WIPE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMILY elite:WTF |
| scarab king: | Elite: Ahhhh! look at the little marine arnt u cute wheres ur mummy? |
| scarab king: | Marine: U ate her now its time 2 die |
| scarab king: | Elite OHHHHHHHH YEAH AND OHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ezuldrb101: | elite: heresy remove this filth. zealot:no, ime not a toilet cleaner |
| ezuldrb101: | elite:wortwortwort. grunt:what the hell does he want us to do? |
| ezuldrb101: | hey guys i killed a spartan. no wait thats just a filthy human (grumble) |
| ezuldrb101: | elite: hahahahaha .oh wait thats just an armor. marine:(naked) ahhhh brrrrrrrr ccccold |
| ezuldrb101: | you shall be a meal for my pet jackal i just have to put some pepper. |
| ezuldrb101: | hey what happened to the movie tickets i ordered! |
| ezuldrb101: | hey i said no salt |
| ezuldrb101: | hey heard abt halo wars were i goin to kik yur ass-hey wait im alredy in halowars hahahahahahahaha |
| Prea Charged: | Elite: argwarurgargarg. masturcheef. |
| Prea Charged: | marine: STFU |
| _-Banana Man-_: | Elite: You Fool!!! my unit |
| _-Banana Man-_: | 'my unit cape is OVER 9000!!!! |
